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When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.
William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?
Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.
William: God damn, not again...
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when your cock is halfway hard.
damn my piece is like flexy glue right now.
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Personally I’m a white glue stick fan but that’s alright. Dislike this page if your also a white glue stick fan but like it if your a purple glue fan :)
Person 1: I’M A PURPLE GLUE STICK FAN!1!!1!
PERSON 2: NOBODY CARES DUDE it’s 1 IN THE MORNING
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Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.
"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"
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When someone get angry at you for the stupidest shit, they have the "berry glue". Meaning that their vagina is super glued shut and they can't have their period resulting in a permanent state of PMS.
John: "Dude, I got this new music on my iPod."
*Listens to music with friend*
Dick: "Man that music is sick, bro."
*Next Day*
Dick: "Hey John, I got that music you showed me on my iPod too! I really enjoy it."
John: "Fuck you bro, you're always stealing my shit."
Dick: "Get over yourself man, you blatantly have the berry glue"
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Someone who shits out nuggets of glue and/or someone who shits on glue
Oh GOD! Look at the glue shitter he lets out!
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