Read that bitch

(verb) the new slang for kicking someone's ass. equivalent to "cutting" someone. new term for fight

"Ima tell the whole school you're a slut, watch how fast we read that bitch"

See: Ima Read by ZebraKatz

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the girl reading this

Perfection

Guy 1: Sah dude. U ever seen an angel?
Guy 2: Naw bruh. U?
Guy 1: Hell yeah mayn!
Guy 2: Whom’st’dv’th’m’ may i ask?
Guy 1: The Girl Reading This of course

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Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

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left on read

1. to ignore a text so that someone will know
2. to hate someone

I don't know how well things are going with Bret, last night I was left on read.

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Reading, PA

A small shitty town in Pennsylvania. The people there pretend to be from some place else unless they are rich.

I say I'm from Sinking Spring, PA when I'm actually from Reading.

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Read More

A button on the website Tumblr that hides a post under a link. Used to hide wary followers from TMI and personal complaints. Another use for the Read More button is for television/movie/book SPOILERS but no one seems to understand this concept.

Did you read the spoiler?
Yeah man I am so pissed they didn't use the read more!

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Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

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