Llama Orgy

An orgy so hot that it only involves llamas.

boy 1: "Hey, let's go back to my house and watch a llama orgy"

boy 2: "Sure! I heard it's pretty hot stuff!"

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Beasteality orgy

An orgy where people can have sex with each other and with animals. It is at the far end of the pervert spectum.

did you hear about that beasteality orgy?

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Texting Orgy

The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.

"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"

"Alright!"

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House orgy

When at least 2 players of each team in a game during an in-house hockey league lose an edge all at once and run into eachother, lay on the ice wondering if they "hit" someone, and getting back up to perform some wicked house kovy snipes. But when travel players watch, they lol and chant "house orgy"

House player- "Dude i just rocked 3 guys!"
Other house player- "I saw dat! u r lieek gorge laroqs!1!!"

AAA player watching- "Hahahahaha hey rick come look at this, the house players ran into each other, its a house orgy!"

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Fort Orgy

Step 1: Build a Fort out of whatever materials available.

Step 2: Invite friends.

Step 3: Update Facebook status, tagging those involved in said orgy.

1) Jessica

Orgy Time -- With Matt and John at The Fort.

2)

Boy: "Are you going to the fort orgy tonight??"

Girl: "Yeah I'll totally be there."

Boy: "See you there Sugar Tits"

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Ostrich Orgy

An orgy in which you bury your face in the ass of other participants(like a ostrich buries it head in sand)

Dude i got invited to this ostrich orgy!
did you go?
no those things are sick!!

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covid orgy

A dense gathering of people who believe in The Easter Bunny, wood fairies, and oblivious denial.

Jesus, Aunt Meg is inviting half the town to her jazz poetry reading, it’s going to be a fucking Covid orgy.

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