PMS avenger

A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.

"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.

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pm jack

A person who describes their love towards princess margaret secondary school to the highest. Always throwing up the pm hand sign like they're the biggest Gangstas. They also try showing off by driving really fast through the pm parking lot with chamkila "bumpin" in there moms 98' toyota tercel. You can find these "pm jacks" anywhere close to pm during the day (cause there parents wont let them out at night) wearing fake ed hardy, puma, lacoste etc.

Japinder: Look a pm jack

Lakhwinder: Oh shit , run !!

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PM Clean

A shift a bagger at Publix occasionlly gets that invloves having to stay all night, cleaning bathrooms, taking out trash, mopping and sweeping. Your basically Publix's bitch all night.

Office Staff: "looks like another old guy missed the toilet again, theres shit every where."

Manager: "whos on PM Clean"

Office Staff: "Nick"

Manager: "looks like it his problem now"

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male PMS

The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.

Steer clear of Hans today, man--must be a case of male PMS.

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PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.

My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!

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PMS Endcap

The endcap at Trader Joe's next to the checkout stand. This endcap contains every bit of chocolate yum-yum that someone experiencing PMS would ever want to nibble on.

I need to grab a bag of salted, chocolate caramels from the PMS endcap before I kill someone!

PMS fairy

When a girl is PMSing and everyone around her starts to get grumpy as well. Also known as, PMS fairy syndrome.

Don't go near Emily she's being a PMS fairy.

Girl 1: SHUT UP!
Girl 2: Calm down, your getting PMS fairy syndrome.

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