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When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.
That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers
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To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.
My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.
During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.
Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
Cum...
Man:Where is the white paint?
Woman:Remove your dick and find out😏
A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.
Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.
The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.
My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.