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To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.
My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.
During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.
Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold
Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.
Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life
P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.
Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.
A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...
Painted Souvenirs
The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.
My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.
Cum...
Man:Where is the white paint?
Woman:Remove your dick and find out😏