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PALM SUNDAY IS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AT AROUND 11:50 PM SATURDAY NIGHT, AND THEN U EJACULATE ON UR PALM AT MIDNIGHT AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR SPLOOGE FILLED HAND.
"I gave Sally a palm sunday and now she is saved."
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A palm tree is the most fun thing to climb known to man.
Palm trees can be climbed by any man, but you have to wear the proper protection.
If you climb a palm tree make sure to pick the fuit carefully.
Palm trees can be dangerous, therefore you should treat them nicely.
Do not climb someone elses palm tree.
Palm trees can be very very attractive
Make sure you know if your palm tree is dead, if it is dead do not climb it.
If you climb a palm tree make sure it is of age.
the californian palm trees can be found at the beach and are the most fun to climb.
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Old industrial-grade office stereotype for a person who is prominent and projects a good image, but does not actually contribute anything to a company
He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.
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palm job
the action in which you sexually rub your friends' or lovers' or (man) whores' upper arm and inner thigh with the up and downward motion of the palm, and a face that says hey i'm a rapist, let's get it on, causing discomfort.
girl: so .. (rubs palm against friend) how's everything going?
boy: uhmmm...uuuuuugh..n-n-nothingg .. * friend pops up.
OR
girl 1: i know lets play a game.. hehehhe, PALM JOBS.
girl 2: ooooooooooh no ..ufdhfjafdssaldjakhdkhusahdjsha scared.
girl 1: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
* a friendly act ^
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When you are fingering a girl and you began to push your palm on her clit in order to make her cum.
Male: Let me give you a palm job.
Female: What's that?
Male: It's when I push my palm on your clit while fingering you.
Female: Ok, can you make me cum.
Male: Yup.
Female: Do it.
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when someone rubs a man's penis with his/her palm, without the use of fingers, in a forward and backward motion. for a proper palm job, or PJ/palmy, two or more witnesses should be present
Damn Brett, Anna gave you one crazy palm job on new years while Molly and I were on the couch.
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