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when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.
Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!
A brutish open-hand slap to the tant...
Yesterday, Bobby delivered a full on Arnold Palmer to Anne's delicate dirt trail between rabbit holes.
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The crapiest school on the planet, and home to some of many feminine obbsession. If you go to Palmer, expect to be called one of the following names for no reason what-so-ever.
1. Gay
2. Fag
3. Your Mom
4. Poser
5. Gay
6. Gay
You will most likely be called gay.
"Hey, that Chris kid sure is one gay fag!"
"Palmer Middle School is one gay place!"
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A happy home for hicks and butte degenerates to take refuge , if you are a iccest loving hick than this is the promised land.
If you want palmer poon that palmer high school is the place for you.
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The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.
I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer
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A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.
Mr. Agocho sucks 1inch wonders at the Palmer catholic academy
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When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.
Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!
Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.