"off paper"

You've done the time, you've finished parole, no more violations... You're off paper.

Yo! I just left my P.O.'s office. That's it I finally be "off paper"... Or: Say! Mr. Fitsimmons, since you be my new Corrections Counselor, can you tell me when I be off paper?

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toilet paper

1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.

2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.

I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper.

Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!

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paper doll

An attractive young woman that may or may not be smart, who is lacking substance. A girl who is successful by society's standards but really has nothing to say. Lacks depth. Oftentimes travel in groups with other dolls.

Those girls are paper dolls. They're all shallow clones.

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Paper Tag

A car (usually expensive) that is so new, it does not yet have a permanent license plate.

"You hear Montaz smashed up his six?"
"The paper tag? Oh lawd!"

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cheese paper

The wax paper that cheeseburgers come in. Called so from the cheese remnants stuck to the paper. Often a delicacy.

Dude, you going to eat your cheese paper?

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paper town

paper town is a made-up place used by cartographers to test for plagiarism. they will put fraud locations on their maps so if it shows up on other maps, that means another cartographer is plagiarizing.

John: Why can't Google Maps navigate me to Agloe, New York?

Margo: It's a paper town, it doesn't exist.

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english papers

will literaly drain your life away

guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?

guy#2: must have been that english paper

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