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The act of masterbating and ejaculating into a gyro and leaving it for a friend to eat.
J: Yea I came into that gyro earlier and left it for Jason.
T: oh so you got him with a freaky greek pasta?
J: yea ill tell him it's tziki sauce
An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.
Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.
Another term for a snitch in the mob.
"Ye Luigi, you hear that fuckin' chooch Carlo was a rat In the pasta bowl. Told the Gianni's men where Vinny was doin' the drop."
Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)
Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.
Omg I just came from Luiz’s house and he made some good ass bow tie pasta and I was like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Raw Pasta Religion is a culture in which people gather to crunch on uncooked pasta with a God of their choice.
"Timmy, you've been sneaking out a lot recently, where do you go every time?"
"Come on mom I go to celebrate the Raw Pasta Religion with the homies"