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That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school
Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"
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Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!
Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
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An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.
You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded
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A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate
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Best fortnite gamer at his school.
Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
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Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?
Yes thats just a Patrick.
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Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.
Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.
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