rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.

Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.

transition patrol

beutifull pruffencial bike

The transition patrol is so noice

The slay patrol

a group of organised teenagers dedicated to slayin' the pussy.

"Awww bo, have you heard of the Marist Slay Patrol i heard there the best aye"

"bo i thought the marist slay patrol was a legend"

"nah bo i saw them slay a pack of pussy's last weekend-slay patrol"

"man there cool aye, especially Slappas and tossbot leadres of the slay patrol"

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"Man the Marist Slay Patrol completely Slay the pussy"

po patrol

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

soul patrol

A large group of african americans.

Hid your hubcaps, Donnie, the soul patrol is coming!

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Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

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boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

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