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Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.
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Noun; A limp or feminine handshake given by a man. Typically the wrist is bent with the fingers pointing towards the ground.
A bewildered Joe Ham could barely contain himself when he was offered a wounded paw from the CEO of his Fortune 500 company.
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The posing of one's shooting hand after making a long basket in basketball.
After Kobe made the winning three-point shot, he turned into a statue and did a 10-second nigga paw while the crowd went wild.
"Shaqille O'Niel wouldn't hit this free throw even if the basket was five feet closer. He can keep his nigga paw in his pocket and juggle them nuts."
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The act of hitting a person with your hand while the fingers are curled inwards, but not in a fist. To make the strike an official "bear paw" one must follow the strike up by saying "bear paw."
Herman: Bear Paw!
Jebediah: Oh Christ that hurt!
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when a woman strokes your penis up and down.
She gave me a paw job cuz she was on the rag.
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A sexual predator's hands.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.
History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.
That Mofo has his monkey paws on my girl.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.
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The action of squeezing another man's penis.
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mom 1: You know, little Mike sure has gained a fascination in his penis latley.
mom 2: well at least your kid isn't neesh- pawing every man in sight.
2) Caleb! Stop neesh-pawing your brother!
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