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The brown pelican is found in arrears such as Hong Kong and England. Its known for always being late and highly retarded on a Monday morning. The Pelican's favorite meal is the blue duck and this is a sight not to be missed if the two come across each other. The Brown Pelican nearly became extinct in 2018.
Pelican wot you upto? Still trying to figure which day it is!
Some one who’s weird or is talking dumb out they mouth
Stfu you pelican u sound dumb.
Going doggy style on the beach and you take your penis out from the vagina and then dip the penis in the sand so it is nicely coated and then insert the penis in a quick manner for the element of surprise.
Bro...She just got the pelican!
A conspiracy theorist who mindlessly shares misinformation or links to garbage websites while trying to argue a ridiculous point that doesn't even relate to anything.
Hey bro, don't pelican me with that bullshit video.
When you walk out the club at 10 AM on a Monday in Miami... and you’re like what time is it? What day is it? Hell if I care, we in Miami brah. Pelican walk to the Uber .. skrt
Pelican walk-in all da way there ..
The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.
My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.