That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.
In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch
That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.
In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch
Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first
Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch
When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape
I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent
A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.
A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.
joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.