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An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.
1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.
During girl on top the girl leans back during climax and leans back till she heres his dick pop and breaks it.
i laughed so hard when i gave him a broken plank.I broke billiums dick!
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To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.
“We would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.”
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In the game of beer pong when you throw the ball at the opponent's cup and the ball lands in the cup, but the cup tips over and spills off the table. The team's whose cup spilt has to drink two of the remaining cups on the table. However, you can't win on a Walk the Plank.
*Splash*
Bob: You two have to drink two of those cups.
Sam: No, you know you can't win on a Walk the Plank, I only need to drink one.
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When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmas tradition in partlow
“Come here boy, I’ll give you a partlow plank!”
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When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.
Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!
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Plank fries are logs, shit, turds, crap, fecal matter
you never want a helping of Plank Fries
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