a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.
Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .
Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.
Pooty Tang, is basically a slang term meaning ''Pretty Thing''. It is often used as a sexual term or to just make fun of a conceited person.
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person 1 - SA DA TAY! POOTY TANG!
One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.
My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox
Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"
When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"
Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
A loving term for you gassy dogs.
Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.