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Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.
Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.
When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!
A word used in the risk of rain 2 community to describe ideas that are badly thought out/ dont work well for the game. this term was created after a terrible idea using the word as its name.
nah that's a porcelain rabbit though
When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.
A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.
My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.
The area within a toilet bowl that is not under water and thus is more susceptible to stains.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain shore after dropping a massive deuce.