star prick

Someone who is unable to comprehend the fact that they cannot play football and is actually a disgrace to the game

the star prick missed once again - well, i'm not surprised

prick off

A spray that keeps pricks away from you

I had to use prick off on johnny. He is such an asshole

female-prick

a female's genital organ that is unusually similar to a male's penis

I fooled around with this girl and she slapped me with her female-prick,

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Slick Prick

When a male uses afro sheen to "Lube Up"

I fucked that chick with a slick prick.

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Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

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Shit of a prick

'Shit of a prick' is a word often used to describe a deep hatred for somebody.
Literally, 'shit of a prick' describes excrement coming out of the head of a penis, thus 'shit of a prick' is an exotic way of describing someone as an arsehole.

Kid 1: Look, it's that guy who stabbed my rabbit.
Kid 2: That's sucks dude...
Kid 3: Apparently he is shit of a prick...
Kid 1: Sounds about right.

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crusty prick

An individual who speaks as an ingrate when offered help.

I'm trying to be nice, you crusty prick!

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