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You’ve probably heard of Prime Hydration before.. it can be a hydration drink or energy drink that KSI and Logan Paul worked on “so hard”.
Dude 1: Hey man, have u heard of this new thingy called “Prime Hydration”?
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS
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A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
I fucked Cassandra last night and she has some Twattimus Prime.
When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.
I be Primed Up off that Hennessy, ready to get active!!
The 0 degree meridian that runs through Greenwich, England
Little Jimmy labeled the Prime Meridian wrong on his geography test.
When one person has so many bitches you have no choice but to follow behind them
Who else can we trust besides rizztimus prime
Major thot. Much like a thotimus prime, varying only in degree of thot. Thoticus is to thotimus as 1000 is to 100.
My thot sensor is off the charts.. must be a thoticus prime nearby.