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Private Donut

Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.

Im just off for a private donut!

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

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privately public figure

A person who presents themselves into the public sphere while maintaining some level of anonymity, by concealing one or more of their distinguishing features (i.e., their likeness, voice, etc.).

YouTubers such as Mister Metokur, Omegon, and Aydin Paladin are examples of privately public figures.

by mightyalwayz May 7, 2019

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The SMIC Private School

International school in Shanghai notoriously known for being ghetto and small. Walls fall apart, desks and chairs are vandalized and destroyed by students, many facilities are third world, and lunch doesn't even qualify for fourth-world. Yet students still make the best out of it and have an awesome time. You can call each grade "one big happy family" since everybody knows each other and it's not as clique-y as most high schools are. But then again, people are split into the "fobby, chinese speaking people" and the "american, english speaking people"

Class of 2013 was the last athletic class of the school. Instead of basketball, volleyball, and all the other generally awesome sports, the classes of 2014 and beyond invest their time in ping pong, tag, and capture the flag

Students do not portray the typical stereotypes of average high schools. People can be dopplegangers of themselves; at one point they'll be a nerd and then afterschool they'll be one of the best players on a varsity team. While dating does happen, it’s rarer than a vegetarian lion. Racism runs rampant, though mainly cause of the 99.99% Asian population. With almost no white, black, brown, or (insert color) people, students are free to joke about other races at their leisure. On that note, pretty much everyone speaks fluent Chinese (except this freckled girl)

The school mascot is the shark. SMIC's awesome. Don't let anyone ever tell you different. Those people are just losers without school spirit.

There was this legendary asian guy who went to The SMIC Private School, who unfortunately had to leave after his freshman year.

by mr.awesomeperson November 28, 2010

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horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023


The SMIC Private School

school that gives you mental illness. everyone fighting for their fucking lives trying to compete for the limited ivy league college spots. if you don’t have a weighted 5.0 gpa 120 toefl 1600 sat and all 5s on your 10 AP courses — you are fucking stupid. also sexist as hell. disgusting male sophomores are allowed to rampage the gym half naked while if girls wear shorts they get dress coded (it’s okay if the uniform skirt is shorter than most shorts though, cause it’s instructed by the School.) most students are bigots that advocates for the death of marginalized demographics all day long. some teachers are too. people spewing derogatory slurs all day long. so fun.

also not to mention that the school is located in the middle of nowhere. nothing has changed since the previous entries really. you aren’t allowed to even walk a hundred meters outside to the family mart to buy food at lunch. maybe their concern is justified, because i am sprinting out of this school at any chance i get. fucking horrible. i bet it’ll be gone in ten years.

wow, look at these text messages calling girls “sluts that belong on the streets” and containing homophobic slurs — must be a group chat from the SMIC private school!

by miserable smic student May 13, 2023


runescape private server

A private Runescape server in which people can design and change things for themselves, using Java.

RuneLocus
Moparscape
Rune Server
runescape private server

by a dude in a hole December 20, 2008

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Private from Madagascar

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

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