Slots for infomercials and sales for anything ranging from clothing, jewelry, and furniture.
After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.
Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.
Bet y‘all feel real silly right about now.
When Take-2 closed intercept games Kerbal space program 2 died it marked the end of a game that was doomed from the start, if certain anonymous devs are to be believed.
A School program filled with nothing but little bitches
“look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”
An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.
Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."
Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.
Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.
A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!
"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."
"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."
"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."