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Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.

A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.

by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


reverse prostitute

A female who pays males to engage in sexual activity with her. This is the opposite of prostitution, where the female recieves monetary compensation for her performance of sexual acts.

Reverse Prostitute: "Hey, I'm feeling really horny. Dillon, I'll pay you $70 to come sleep with me!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"

by truelife1234 December 21, 2009

10πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


MLM prostitute

A person that changes network marketing companies based on avoiding the mirror or is enticed by a blame your company mentality. This is also defined as a lack of commitment to personal growth, lack of coachability, lack of work ethic, lack of long term vision and/or accepting excuses.

John has been with 4 different companies in 4 years. John blames the companies, his leadership, the comp. plan and has many excuses why this won't work when he didn't work or commit. John really quit because he did not apply himself, did not do the required work and was not coachable. He keeps looking for the next best thing and doesn't put in the time with 1 company.

If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker

by NO Blame, NO Excuses October 9, 2011

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Prostitute

A girl or woman who takes advantage of her own physical features to lure men in to bed. In most cases men over the age of 16, causing it to be commonly classed as rape. She has blonde hair and wears typically short items of clothing. Sleeps with up to 15 men and usually only has sex with random pedophiles because apparently sex is better than a relationship. Good on you SLUT.

Prostitutes outside your house

by thatonewhoflyskites January 18, 2012

2πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Intellectual Prostitute

Attractive but stupid and morally bankrupt women like Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, and Anne Coulter, who work for the Republican and Tea Parties making unjustice sound just.

You could call Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh "intellectual prostitutes" but that would demean decent, hard working gigolos and male hookers.

by TheOtherDrG April 13, 2011

13πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Baby prostitute

Grown adults who shop at the baby gap

Loryn is a baby prostitute

by Lauren Grae February 21, 2009

31πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž