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Women that find hockey players attractive and because of this perform sexual intercourse with as many players as possible
Wow you really like hockey players you must be a puck slut or something
A girl who dates hockey players for dick
She is such a puck slut, she wants to fuck all the hockey players.
To wrestle in a dirty way; hot and sweaty hugs
The horny girl fug-pucked the nerdy boy.
The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.
I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.
When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
Little timid, but insanely funny and sweet person when you get to know her. Always open to talk and help. Kinda cool person tBH
Person A: Gosh diddly darn it, I don't feel very well.
Person B: Oh jeez, maybe you should talk to Puck, just being in her presence makes me feel better.