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Puck Slut

A girl (or guy) who hooks up with only hockey players. Normally found in hockey areas such as north in the country America, all of Canada, Northern Europe countries. The person most likely grew up with hockey but could never play.

That hoe is such a puck slut .

by Seanjr January 06, 2017


Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by December 30, 2021


Puck slut

A girl who dates hockey players for dick

She is such a puck slut, she wants to fuck all the hockey players.

by Coochiemama March 13, 2018


Puck slut

Someone who hooks up with one hockey player or team

Alyssa Graff is a puck slut

by Fhhgghh February 23, 2016


Puck slut

A girl who fucks just hockey players

Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend

Guy 1: yo me too

Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot

Guy 3: I fucked her too

Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut

by Wes tucker January 09, 2018


Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 02, 2025


What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 03, 2020