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Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.
"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.
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Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.
Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.
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Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.
Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"
TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
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they are usually a pendejo, usually are racist to their own woman always go for the white girls
They are extremely toxic and horrible people never go near one they are very traumatic. Worst creation ever.
you know that Puerto Rican men?
Yeah he’s toxic
Yeah I agree he traumatized me.
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a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick
Nuthin better than a nekkid Puerto Rican girl ridin my dick!
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When a small child is held on the lap of the mother in the front passenger seat of a car.
Jose's family felt safe with the knowledge that he was secured in the families Ford Pinto by a Puerto Rican Car Seat.
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A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.
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