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The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.
A man's ballsac shaved or waxed to be made hairless. Usually done to please a woman or another man.
He thought the silk purse would really turn me on, but I just thought it was weird.
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the scrotum, the male genitalia.
His nether purse is large and plentiful.
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A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.
"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."
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slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
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The act of pulling the scrotum skin overtop of the penis and nuts. Doing this correctly it should be shiny and resemble a silk purse.
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A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.
Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.
Dude stoping being a JP
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