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Being a brother to the swine flu, rabbit flu is rumored to be a contagious disease that makes you sneeze fwee. It is often referrred to as H3N3.
Person 1: Vincent don't give me the rabbit flu!
Vincent: AchFWEEEE
Person 1: Crap now I have it!
Person 2: Good thing I got my 3 vaccines.
Vincent: Fwee?
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noun. One who hops on a cock like a rabbit
Mary sure was a cock rabbit last night.
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to viciously fuck on a repeated basis.
They were straight fucking like mad rabbits for bout a month and then it was over cause he got caught shrimpin with her brother.
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Any blow to the back of the head, -preferably between the skull and first vertebrae, shaking the victim's brain and upper spinal cord equally, -in particular the Medulla Oblongata, or brain stem, -which does not regenerate-, permanently disabling basic motor and bodily functions, as well as possible brain and nerve damage to lobes of the brain dealing with sight, smell, taste, kidney function, hearing, and respiration.
By far, the most profound way to get even with someone, short of murder; on account it is: 1) easy to pull off, as the victim never sees anything coming, as well as, 2) deliberately aiming for that most tender spot in vertebrates, rendering it "unsportsmanlike", in athletic endeavor.
That accountant figured he could rob me of my 40 acre farm; so, one day, I rabbit punched him. Now he can't control his eyes or tongue... And, I got a one year suspended sentence!
The Rabbit Punch, makes all men equal with one beautiful move. So, remember to Love Thy Neighbor.
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Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.
Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.
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When someone is going down on a chick, but stops when they realise she has a stanky vag.
yo man, did you eat that hoe out?
nah, just a rabbit lick.
Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.
"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."