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The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.
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when raccoons gather in pools for mass suicides
Yo I stuck at home all day cleaning up after the raccoon pool party
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the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"
Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!
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a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)
Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.
Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
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A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without
Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.
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A reinvented way of saying the classic fraise “see you later alligator”, see you later raccoon is a cool, stylish and trendy way to say goodbye
“See you later raccooon” “ hope to see you later raccoon”
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when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly
God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am