when raccoons gather in pools for mass suicides
Yo I stuck at home all day cleaning up after the raccoon pool party
the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"
Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!
a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)
Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.
Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without
Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.
A reinvented way of saying the classic fraise “see you later alligator”, see you later raccoon is a cool, stylish and trendy way to say goodbye
“See you later raccooon” “ hope to see you later raccoon”
when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly
God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am
The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.
Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.