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off to the races

Going somewhere exciting

"We're off to the races tonight."

by yupitscharlotte December 27, 2016

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inferior race

Anyone of the human races that has contributed next to nothing to human civilization or culture. A savage or a cannibal. A loincloth-wearing bushman. An intellectual pigmy.

Most welfare recipients belong to an inferior race.

by Iblisatan January 16, 2007

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Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

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Master Race

People who play PC games on PCs that aren't made by Apple.

Enjoying popular, overrated games like new Call of Duty games (Modern Warfare), World of Warcraft or The Sims excludes one from Master Race.

A gamer who isn't part of the master race is called a peasant.

Enjoy your RRODs, kiddies, no online (and no games), wagglan shovelware, paying for DLC, no upgrades, controllers useless for RTS or FPS and having an useless toy, which only plays (bad) games. At the same time I will enjoy my infinite collection of great games, most of which are better than the sum of garbage you can play on your toys. It feels good being Master Race.

by Coolthulhu June 14, 2011

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The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

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bmx racing

The first form of bmx a copy of motocross racing which involves racing around a dirt track with jumps and corners with a maximum of 8 ppl in a race

man that dudes cool he does bmx racing

by Kiel October 26, 2004

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Racing Stripes

Two or three lines shaved into the side of the head just above the ear. This hairstyle has been observed on prominent figures throughout history such as Vanilla Ice, Wesley Snipes, and your little brother whose idol is "Dirty" Dale Earnhardt,

Little Bobby's been askin' for some "racing stripes" shaved into his head because all the fellers at school got em.

by riotgirl83 January 17, 2009

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