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A very sweaty and juciy clitoris.
man that hoe got some nice ramen noodles
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As society knows, ramen is one of the most essential and quickest foods to make. It only requires boiled water and the packet of noodles. It is almost impossible to fail at cooking ramen, and thus one can conclude that it is very easy to make ramen.
Therefore, the phrase "works like ramen" means
"To do with ease or little to no effort. To work every time with out failure."
"If you just run the pick and roll, you'll get the ball every time. Trust me, it works like ramen."
Guy1: "All I have to do is slip it on and I won't have any babies in 9 months?"
Guy2: "Yeah, It works like ramen"
A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.
Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.
Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...
You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
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kick anyone named zyra on Ramen noodle day!
*kicks someone named zyra* Zyra: Why did you kick me?
Me: Oh its just ramen noodle day!
A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.
Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.
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The one kid who’s hair is blonde and real curly can often be described as a ramen noodle head, for his hair looks like legit ramen noodles.
Damn yo hair looks like ramen noodles, your a ramen noodle head, head ass..