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Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023


Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 26, 2011


she-raptor

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.

Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.

by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022


Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.

Mariah got Wicke Raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 August 17, 2015


fent raptor

A type of dinosaur typically on fentanyl. They have specific attraction towards male genitalia.

yo dude, the fent raptor’s gonna get your dick.

by fentraptorsgonnagetyourdick August 11, 2024


Roto-Raptor

What STEM undergrads call the "Rotary Evaporator", because learning the names of all the different forms of lab equipment is hard

"I need to evaporate the DCM out of this solution... What machine do we use for that again? The Roto-Raptor?"

"Oh, you mean the Rotary-Evaporator?"
"RAPTOR LMAO"

by denaliali July 21, 2023


The raptor

When one sits on a chair and grips the chairs legs with one's toes, often to the point of inflicting pain upon oneself.

A: "So I was walking to his room to ask him a question,"
B: "Yeah,"
A: "And I come in to see him doing The raptor!"
B: "The what?"
A: "He was perched like a fuckin bird of prey!"

by Mostly carbon May 7, 2020