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A latch on the inside of the trunk that allows hookers to escape.
I got locked in the trunk so I had to use the hooker release latch to get out.
Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".
Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.
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When a person stays home from school or work "sick" because a game they want was released that day and they want to play it
Guy 1: Oh man, Will totally skipped school today just to play the new Halo game I bet
Guy 2: It's totally game release fever
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The giant shit taken after eating a large mexican meal.
Dude, I had 2 big burritos for lunch and now it's time to release el chupacabra!
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Occurs when substantial amounts of Red Bull are consumed during a night of drinking, resulting in a hangover that seems to be non-existent until 3 hours after you wake up.
Mary: Last night was WILD! How are you feeling after all those Jager-Bombs?
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
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Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.
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Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.
Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers
Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.
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