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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.

Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.

by Leatherlaird July 4, 2009


Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 10, 2017


Profilic Ride

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.

Damn u have such a Profilic Ride

by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 22, 2010


Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019


Riding the worm

When you agree with/don't disagree with someone, often during a long conversation in a work context, because you can't be arsed to argue with them.

"Man, I spent an hour on the phone to a client just riding the worm"

by RangerP April 20, 2017


marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.

Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!

by collegeboy27 February 9, 2007


ride on these fools

1. To put words into action.
2. To operate without restraint.
3. Retaliate or make an example of

I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!

We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...

by Petersburg24Seven February 11, 2014