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Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019


board riot

A common event where Vesti board users spam the boards with threads related to one topic. Insidera usually change thier icons to suit it.

TehVestiUser117: Hey, did anyone remember the Pokemon riot two days ago?

InsiderGuy: Yeah, I changed my icon to Charizard during that board riot.

by Nicholas.Y December 29, 2007


Quiet Riot

A silent fart with paint melting capability.

In eighth grade on burrito day Johnny let out a Quiet Riot that emptied the entire 800 hall.

by gregwood December 22, 2023


riot egg

A passive-agressive *prank* you get an egg poke a hole in the top with a needle and leave the egg in a open enviornment and it will smell a little but when it breaks it will smell un-imaginable

Kid 1: Hey did you smell the riot egg in the plaza this morning

Kid 2: Yeah it was terrible

by I AM TITI May 24, 2018


Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 23, 2024


rudensky riot

a rudensky riot is an act of targeted harassment against an individual working under a celebrity or performing artist who holds no position of significance in related to guiding or managing their clients career path (eg: a personal assistant, social media manager, stylist etc..)by a collective formed from within a fandom of the celebrity under the delusion that their favs career is being hijacked.

not smiler nation on olivia's case with another rudensky riot again.

by the5ft3smiler May 16, 2020


riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018