Dropped the rod

To suffer complete loss, or to lose everything or all your gear, often in relation to financial troubles, or in social events, generally through one's own ineptness or hubris. A variant of the phrase 'hook, line and sinker'.

After we hooked up I forgot to call her, now she won't talk to me. Dropped the rod on that one.

OMG I think I just dropped my rod getting out of this condo mortgage!!!

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K-Rod

To completely fuckin’ lose it and beat the tar out of someone, preferably your father in-law.

**Modeled after Met’s pitcher K-Rod’s epic meltdown on 8/11/2010 in which he beat the fuck out of his father in-law in the team clubhouse, resulting in assault charges.**

Example: “Reginald’s been taking my shit like a punk bitch…better watch out I’m gonna go fuckin’ K-Rod on his ass”

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rod is broken

When you can't get an erect penis

Mom said "Your rod is broken" and all this time, I thought she was talking about fishing...

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jankin rod

dick: evolution of etymology of jank

I janked mi jankin rod wit mi jankin stick cuz i was bored.

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v-rod

new motorcycle designation of a high performance series of motorcylces by Harley-Davidson.

Harley-Davidsons V-Rod series motorcycle re-defines what MoCo is all about.

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Nim rod

A person, typically a male who is dimly lit in the mind. In other words not a very bright cookie.

Jake is a nim rod for dating Kathy; doesn't he know she has been screwing around on him since the day they met?

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rod muncher

1: someone who munches one's rod
2: someone who sucks one's cock real hard untill it dismantles itself
3: someone who eats one's cock instead of suckin it

owen was sucking todd real hard but he got carried away and and not only did he give a blow job he also got dinner.
Todd was upset and shouted, "You Fucking Rod Muncher you Munched my rod off!"

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