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When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.
If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro
The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal
Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit
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The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
A form of ejaculation and rubbing it on their chest, It really doesn't help with the sun it is purely sexual.
man: ejaculating and rubbing it around on his partner's body* you just got sun screened