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The movie begins as Anakin and ObiWan are on a mission to save Chancellor Palpatine from the Seperatists. Anakin and ObiWan reunite with Count Dooku and duel him leading to the death of Count Dooku.They attempt to escape & are trapped by Greivous, but fight back and Greivous runs. They land the ship on Coruscant & return to the Senate Building. Anakin meets with Padmé and learns she is pregnant. Anakin begins to have Visions of Padmé dying in childbirth & consults Yoda about it. Later the Council gives Anakin a mission to find out Palpatine's intensions as he has been Chancellor for too long. The Jedi find Greivous' location Utapau & send Obi-Wan. After starting the mission he finds out Palptine was a Sith and informs Master Windu. Mace brings 3 Masters to confront the Chancellor, the other 3 die while Mace almost defeats Palpatine, but Anakin decides to stop Master Windu causing his death. Anakin pledges himself to the dark side and becomes known as Darth Vader. ObiWan kills Greivous and Palpatine issues Order 66 to all the Clones. Darth Vader is sent to the Jedi Temple to kill the Jedi for Order 66. ObiWan fins Yoda and 'protect' the Jedi. Padmé decides to find Anakin on Mustafar while ObiWan hides on her ship. Padmé betrays Anakin & soon after battles ObiWan Kenobi.ObiWan takes Padmé to safety and she gives birth to Luke & Leia then dies. Darth Vader is given his suit
Person 1 : I love insert non-Star Wars Movie
Person 2 : Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?
Person 1 : No why?
Person 2 : It's the best movie in the Galaxy
I ran out of space and forgor to put Yoda vs Palpatine sry
A mom who is as attached to starwars as kids are to games and one goes by the name Vikki.
When 2 gay men wear coloured condoms and have a “sword fight”.
Do u wanna do some sexy Star Wars tonight?
What lame-os call the AT-AT but cosmically and emotionally, this is the true name of that big thing in episode V. That shit was crazy.
*Driving past the Oakland cranes*
“Oh! The Star Wars Horses!”
a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media
“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”
A Star Wars 'fan' who hates certain female characters of Star Wars media such as Rey Palpatine and Ahsoka Tano for simply exiting due to their gender as women. This is not to be confused with someone who hates Rey simply because of the very real character flaws she is plagued with.
"Why does this douche hate Ahsoka Tano so much. Are they a Star Wars sexist?"
One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.
Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!
Dude 2: For the DS?
Dude 1: Yep!
Dude 2: *epic facepalm*