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This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.
This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.
Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?
Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).
Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?
Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.
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To be an obnoxious prick/hick, a racecar driving womanizer, who's has no problem plowing your daughter and or sister sometimes mom. You can catch him in the sticks or the boonies taking your sis on a joy ride. An absolutely lovely individual.
'' Steven Todd Dickerson (STD) took my sis out last night in his stupid car he is a fucking hick ass''.
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Usually in normal conversations STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however with an increasing awareness of spiritual warfare, and evidence of Ephesians 6:12 we don't wrestle against flesh and blood but against spiritual host of wickedness... Soul TIe Demons (STDs) also referred to as a demonic entity's (persons without bodies) that transfers from one person to another through intimate friendships and most commonly through sexual contact. STDs typically causes soulish desires, obsessive thoughts, memories and an inability to end the ungodly relationship of whom the STDs were received. Without deliverance (in Jesus Name) the STDs may result in various emotional and or physical symptoms such as oppression, anxiety, insomnia, irritability, relationship issues, depression and in some cases lives are lost.
Once the woman had gone through a quick deliverance and in Jesus Name commanded the Soul Tie Demons (STDs) out of her, the obsessive thoughts of the person whom she received the STDs from ended and was effortlessly able to cut ties of the ungodly relationship.
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A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.
"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"
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Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.
Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.
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An ex boyfriend whom continuously cheated on you and ALWAYS ended up with STD's. A person destined to contact HIV/AIDS. A person you trusted whole heartedly.
My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.
"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny
Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*