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Safety Scissor

When two women scissor with with their pants on.

Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.

by Babygirlreed April 28, 2016


Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.

Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."

by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021


Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke

Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."

by chonie pockets July 19, 2019


safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.

by piccoli September 27, 2012


Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one

"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."

by chicbird January 02, 2017


Safety Crop

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.

Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !

by Macpony December 31, 2010


Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 09, 2014