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Endearing term amongst friends who are being bitter about bullshit
Don't be a salty hoe
A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.
After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.
Or
Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".
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After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.
rubbing your balls on the pussy after you've blown your load
I just have her a salty apple
A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
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After you cum inside of a vagina and then proceed to go down on her.
Man, I gave my girlfriend a salty southern last night and it was surprisingly nice.
A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.
*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.
Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.