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1) A thick penis, a turgid member
"By heck, that's a Fat Sammy if ever I saw one" (takes penis in mouth)
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Finger is licked, then stuck into another's belly button.
Oh damn! He gave me a wet sammy!
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When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
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One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
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Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.
Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa
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nickname for the one n only...Samuel L Jackson, baby.
"snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
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when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.
Jack: "did you hear about Jessica and Tim?"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"
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