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1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.
The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.
A group of four or more people press their ass cheeks together and simultaneously defecate into a pile and then continue to mud wrestle in their excrement
Hey jack mcman are you going to the San Diego dawg pile tonight?
Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.
"Have you tried the San Diego Burrito at Los Panchos? Bomb diggity"
When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.
Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?
The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."
"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."
"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement
“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”