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As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.
My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
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1-Shit Mostash
2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)
3-A Dirty Mexican.
Dánt Just Fucking fo it
*Smash*
ARGH!
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The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
I would never kiss my girl right after a dirty sanchez!!!
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When getting anal sex the man takes out his cock and puts it on the womans face.
After I had fuck this chick in her ass I gave her a major dirty sanchez.
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A British TV show that is wrong on so many levels
On the next Dirty Sanchez...
Pancho gets liposuction in his ass. They put the excess fat in a jar and Dan drinks it.
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Mark Sanchez is the quarterback for the New York Jets. He was drafted in 2009 as their starting quarterback, with a 5 year deal of 5 million dollars, the most money anyone has ever made on the Jets roster in franchise history. He is an excellent quarterback, who was able to bring his team (who many took for granted would not enter the playoffs) all the way to the AFC championship, where his team was defeated by the Indianapolis Colts due to continuous slant procedures exercised by Peyton Manning. He is 1/4 Mexican. He is NOT Jewish.
The New York Jets gave the Chargers a "Dirty Sanchez" (Mark Sanchez) after their defeat in the divisional finals.
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a disgusting thing when the guy puts a finger in the females ass and spreads the crap on the upper lip.
the worst thing ever!!!!!!
my ex-boyfriend gave me a dirty sanchez at a party and said he cleaned it off but he didn't so when we came out of the room every one laughed at me! : (
I guess i should wipe my ass better.
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