Pulling a Sandy

When someone is known for intending to attend a social event, but typically will have to bail for a standard family, work, life, reason at the last minute.

Monday
Friend 1: “Hey Sandy you coming to my Whiskey Tasting on Friday 😃!”
Sandy: “You know it mate 🤙!”

Friday
Friend 1: “Hey Sandy it’s time for the tasting, where are you 🤷🏻 ♂️“
Sandy: “Aw sorry mate, something came up insert obligatory excuse, etc. etc.. I’ll make the next one!”
Friend 2: “Pulling a Sandy again I see 😅”

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Sandy Coffee

When ones partner eats another’s excrement from the sand at a beach.

I enjoyed a sandy coffee with Jill last night at the beach.

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Sandy Dick

The action of inserting a wrapped sand-paper dildo into the anus or urethra of a gay lover.

Insert that sandy dick in me! I want to shit blood!

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Sandy Bandits

The greatest band on this planet. Performing at a venue near you. Come down for the greatest display of musical genius ever shown.

Sandy Bandits are my favourite band by far! They are definitely going to blow up and become very famous better hop on this bandwagon!

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Sandy Chima

A sandy chima is self explanatory. Pretty much refers to dirty private parts. but doesn't have to mean sandy.

"get your sandy chima outta my face" "hey you wanna see my sandy chima!?"

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Big Sandy

Town in the north east corner of Texas located on I20. Known because of the north/south switching station for railroads. Named after the town's rather large "madam" from the local whore house. Sandy was her name.

Yeah, going to head down to see 'Big Sandy' and see if I can't get same stank on the ole hang down.

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Sandy Garcia

Partaking in sexual activity on a beach with a female of mexican descent.

I gave her a Sandy Garcia.

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