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The black hentai protagonist with a huge BBC. He also pulls out the nine.
Nigga-San has the Com in the world.
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An actual town in north california, about 2 hours to the east of Sacramentp, with a small population of only 1600
also called San An
hey i live in san andreas, come pick me up.
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the 10th largest city in the U.S., as of july 2005
person 1-yo man, what city are we in?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-oh, ok.
*30 minutes later*
person 1-its been half an hour, man. where are we now?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-dang. i guess thats why its the 10th largest city.
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A town in Orange County, California. The town isn't very nice to live in.
The school system is lacking. The high school used to actually be decent, but it went downhill once the principal, Mike Halt, was removed by the corrupt-as-hell superintendent. He was escorted out by police officers, and received a gag order so he couldn't protest his unjust removal. Ever since he was removed the high school has been overrun by drug use, mainly in the form of vapes. Shorecliffs middle school is almost as bad. You would think a lot fewer kids would vape, but that's not really the case. The high school gives kids resources for reporting kids that are using drugs, but Shorecliffs doesn't even do that. The high school teachers are actually pretty good. Shorecliffs teachers are, well, bad. The math department, and to an extent the science department, is pretty good, but everything else is absolute garbage. The English department is especially crap.
The people of San Clemente are... okay. They're not really that great. If you don't make good money you better pack your stuff up as soon as you arrive since the people (especially the kids and even extremely wealthy adults) look down on people who make less money. They're REALLY full of themselves.
Pros:
-Bragging rights. You can brag to people who are still ignorant enough to think it's good.
Cons:
-Relatively poor schools
-Drug usage (Look up Henry Nicholas)
-High real estate prices.
-Roads littered with garbage from homeless people.
Person 1: "I' thinking of moving to San Clemente"
Person 2: "No, don't move there. It's a horrible place to live"
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"The Capitol of Silicon Valley". About half the people who live there have their family name registered as a domain.
My name's daniel wall, but some random guy called larry wall stole my domain. Lame!
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The 10th largest city in the u.s.a, 3rd in california, has a million ppl, has the #1 hockey team in the NHL (GO SHARKS!), is the center of the silicon valley, easy to drive from there to basically anywhere in the state, is bigger than sanfransisco in area and population so wtf they r more famous for?!?!, has random eratic but usualy nice wheather, and yet no body has heard of it..WTF
person1: i live in san jose
person2:wheres that
1:california, the capital of silicon valley
2:wheres that?
1: under san fransisco
2: ohhhhhh i know where it is now
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The biggest city in Nor Cal. One of the best places to live if your a laid back, fun-looking, weed smoking individual. its a coo, safe and secure city. Nobody over here will judge you, we got all types of people here and you wont be recieving trouble from anybody unless your looking for it. Clost to alot of places like: 40min away from San Fransisco and Oakland, The Santa Cruz Beach 45min south, not to mention the night life San jose has.It is overall a laid back city.
The city is broken down into these parts:
Northside- Nothing much going on there, just junkyards, machinery and a little part of downtown.
SouthSide-Where most of San Jose's black population
stays at. Alot of house parties go down their good place to pick up some Thizz pills, and coke
West Side-Where most of San Joses rich, white and asian population stays at. Nothing but suburbs. Good place to pick up white and Asian females
DownTown/Central- Clubs, Bars, restaurants and sports games. The party side of San Jose. Where the San Jose sharks play and where it hosts alot of concerts. Alot of techno, reggaetton, Hip-hop and Mexican clubs. Also considered West side
East Side-The ghetto and violent side of San Jose. Where San Jose's Latino population stays at, along with Samoan and Filipino population. Alot of house parties their to. Good place to pick up all sorts of bitches and the sticky green.
Tourist- So what should we do in san Jo?
San Jose kat 1- Well first we can to the South and pick up some pills, then go to the clubs and get our crazy selfs on Downtown.
San Jose kat 2- Or we can pick up some fine ass latina bitches on the East, and hit up a house party
San Jose kat 3- Fuck that we'll get shot their...Lets just pick up some weed and some bitches on the East, pick up some pills on the south, go to the clubs thizzed out downtown, and smoke ourselves out on the west.
everybody- FASHO!
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