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When the word "whore" just isn't enough.
"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".
Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.
"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
The act of inserting 3 penises into a vagina or anus.
That ho received a sausage bucket last night.
An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.
Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.
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Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
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Similar to saying "dissed" when someone has just been insulted.
B: You're dumb
A: Oh yeah, well yo momma so dumb she tried to alphabetize M&M's!
C: (directed at B) OOHHH SAUSAGE!
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