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That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.
Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".
A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.
Dude you are such a sausage portal.
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aussie slang for a sausage in bread
"I just went to Bunnings didn't go in just got me a sausage sanga"
"you comin' round s'arvo for a cold one and a sausage sanga"
Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.
Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.
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Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
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Similar to saying "dissed" when someone has just been insulted.
B: You're dumb
A: Oh yeah, well yo momma so dumb she tried to alphabetize M&M's!
C: (directed at B) OOHHH SAUSAGE!
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