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Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.
Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...
A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.
My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".
When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.
"Your toxic ex sent me nudes."
"Lemme see....jk..."
"That's a Schrodinger's Jk and you know it."
A phenomenon where no one knows if Micheal Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” due to nobody ever having watched the movie. People make memes about him saying “it’s morbin time” but people make memes about him not saying “it’s morbin time”, and no one knows who’s correct because no one watched Morbius
Person 1:”Hey, did Micheal Morbius say “its morbin time” in the movie?”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”
when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.
Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)