Scotty Kilmer

is he a Jew? I just had to ask.

Scotty Kilmer, is he Jewish?

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Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

Scotty Rodgered

The act of letting anything in.

Did you hear becky got scotty rodgered last weekend by chad?

The Scotty White

When you use your privilege to get what you want in life as a semi decent looking white man, with an average sized penis;
Similar to the Scotty Black, but with a better credit score and a father that came back after buying cigarettes. (To be used in the forum of discussing white privilege, sarcastically)

(Hey bro, that bitch is staring at you) Remind me to give her The Scotty White later tonight in my 2002 Volvo.
(I don't think you're getting out of this one) Whatever brad, I'll just Scotty White this cop; he clearly knows I'm white.

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

Scotty-o

Scotty-o is an all purpose Canadian term used commonly for happiness, shock, annoyance, etc.

“ Taylor swift released a new album”
“Scotty-o”

“The New York Yankees lost”
“Aww Scotty-o”

Scotty-O

An all purpose Canadian term, usually used to express happiness or surprise

“We’re going to Disneyland!”
“Scotty-O!”