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Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.
The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.
I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April
When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.
I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.
A person who will take a selfy any where
Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.
the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
When you are with someone and you take pictures of each other and send them on a common group chat ( selfie war ).
These 2 retards are selfie swapping on the grouo chat again
A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.
"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."